- Over here now! - Right here! Right here!
Jesus Christ. These things are every where.
How do you turn this damned thing on?
Jeez Louise. Lady, give a guy a heart attack, why don't you?
Over this way! Go! Go!
What are these things?
Really unfriendly.
So, um... you got a boat waiting outside. Is that right?
- Yeah. - Okay. Let's make a deal here.
You get me to your boat, and, uh...
And I can have whatever I want.
Yeah, whatever you want.
Can you get me a cold beer?
Funny.
Time to go!
- I owe you one. - Damn right, you do.
Get me off this boat alive and we'll call it even. Deal?
Deal.
Please tell me you're a man of your word.
Absolutely.
Canton, get me... Aah!
Hang on.
Come on! Pull!
Eat this, you wankers!
What the hell are these god-damned things?
I'm beginning to fear that our friends here...
maybe... some kind of strange Archaea Ottoia family.
Huh, the Ottoia family. And to think, I was starting to worry.
At 4,000 feet...
The Ottoia are about as long as a pencil...
with bodies about the size of a golf ball.
But those at 20,000 feet...
have been found to eat full-grown sharks.
At thirty or forty thousand feet...
well, you do the math.
This, uh... this is not good.
Are we talkin' some kind of mutated sea monsters here?
Who gives a shit what they are? Just tell us how to kill these, mother fuckers.
The Ottoia are very crafty.
They hide in burrows...
and catch their victims with spiny tentacles,
and then they-they crush them between massive jaws.
Yeah, and then they eat you, right?
No. They drink you.
They drink you alive,
sucking all the fluids out of a body before excreting the skeletal remains.
All right. That's it, lessons over. Here's the plan.
Hey! I'm still givin' the orders around here, mister!
You stay here and give all the orders you want.
I'm gettin' back up to my boat, cuttin' it loose and gettin' the hell outta here.
Yeah, man. I second that motion.
- Mind if I tag a long? - Feel free.
Which way now?
At the end of this passageway, there should be an under-pass on the port side...
- that'll take us to the upper levels. - The starboard.
I've got the blue prints to the entire ship right here.
Who do you think gave you those blueprints?
I ask you, man, could it get any worse?
Thanks, Joey.
I can't get that song out of my head.
They must have ripped a hole right through the hull. That's how they got in.
The power of these things, it's... it's awesome.
- I'm glad you're so impressed. - Shit!
- There's no way out through this door. - It's buckled right to the frame.
- We can't go back the way we came. - Okay, Canton, it's your ship.
Any ideas?
There are more hatchways and stairwells on the other side of this wall.
The only way out of here, is down those steps.
- He's right. - How far?
It's 20 metres.
Somebody's gonna have to go down there and check.
I volunteer to wait here.
- Me too. - No way.
I'll go.
But you're comin' with me.
- Good luck. - And what are we laughing at?
If we make it through, I'll fire two rounds.
That means it's safe to come on through. Okay?
Okay.
Hey! It's mine.
Let's give the lady a real gun, shall we?
You know how to use that?
Yeah. If something comes at me, I'll just pull the trigger till it goes away.
Careful with that. It's got a hell of a kick.
I can handle it.
Well, if we're going for a swim...
I think it's your turn to carry the parts.
This is turnin' out to be one hell of a day.
- Come on. - Up.
What the hell is taking them?
You know, a... I don't mean to sound like a pussy...
but, this shit is starting to freak me out, man.
Can you just get asthma?
Or do you have to be born with it?
Uh-oh.
Oh, my God!
Jump!
Fuck!
Come on, you son of a bitch! Come on! Come on!
Oh! Aah! I'm outta here! I'm outta here!
Come on, buddy. There you go.
- Where's Mason? - It got him.
- Shit! Not Mason! - Grabbed him.
No way this is happening!
This isn't bloody happening!
- Who's next. - Now, where do we go?
There are more elevators through that hatchway over there.
Fuck elevators.
I ain't goin' up in no more elevators, man.
I agree with these gentlemen.
How much longer before we can expect a rescue?
I'm not waitin' on any rescue party, Finnegan.
We checked in Just before sunset.
It'll be another 24 hours before they start searching for us.
Wh... what Are you saying they're not even gonna start
looking for this ship for another day or two?
Yeah, a... bit late by then, folks.
We got creepy crawlies swarming all over the place killing us off left and right.
Makes for a bit of a tight jam, don't you think?
I say we stay right here!
- Are you insane? - No. No, man. He's right.
There's plenty of food here. We can hold out until they rescue us.
They're right. This is the galley for the crew.
It was built to be almost entirely airtight in case of fire.
With these hatches closed, there's no way those things can get in here.
You wanna wind up in jail, Mulligan?
Better that, than in the belly of one of those things.
I don't care what you do, but I'm gonna keep on goin'. It's our only chance.
Back off! They are wiping us out, one at a time.
I say we make a stand. Right here, right now.
The whole damn ship's infested, Finnegan.
We're not gonna make it back to the boat anyway.
I'm not stayin' down here, and that's a fact.
- Now, back off that hatch. - I'll do it.
I'll do it. I swear to God, I'll kill you.
- I'm not mucking about here. - Whoa, whoa.
- Don't get hasty, man. - We're not staying here, Mulligan!
I say we are!
Last stand, hey? We'll kick ass and take names.
You back off right now, soldier...
before I put you down.
I once saw a guy put a fish in a bottle...
and then he corked it and sealed it tight...
and threw it to a baby octopus.
Now, the octopus,
he felt his way all around that bottle...
and in less than two minutes,
he got the cork off, slid inside...
and ate the fish.
And the moral of this story is?
We're the fish.
Listen...
the ship's already starting to sink. What if they don't get here in time?
- I-I don't want to drown. - Yeah.
Look, Mulligan, you can do whatever you want,
but I am gonna get my ass to the surface,
pray to God that my boat is still there...
and those things aren't crawlin' all over it...
and then I am gonna bail the hell outta here.
What?
What are you looking at?
You want some? You're nothin'!
You see that? Did you see that?
Shit!
They're closin' the damn hatches, man! They're closin' the hatches!
They're herding us!
They're forcin' us to go where they want us to go.
Wait, wait. Now you're tellin' me these things can think?
They're pushing us toward the bow of the ship.
What the hell is at the bow of the ship?
- Which way. - This just takes us back into the holes.
That's the way up, through there.
- Are you comin', or what? - Yeah.
I'm right behind you, really.
What the hell is this?
Looks like some kind of feeding ground.
Looks like a dead end to me.
Where's Canton?
Now what?
Oh, my God. They're breaking through the hull.
Go! Go! Go!
Everybody out. Go, go, go.
What is this?
Canton!
Open up, Canton!
Open up, you bastard.
Open the door!
Do you hear that? They're comin', man!
They're comin'!
- Son of a bitch! - I'm sorry!
Where's my gun? Where's my gun?
Hey, give me one of those!
You idiot!
Well, you didn't tell me to do that.
You didn't tell me to do that.
- Son of a bitch! - Hey!
No, no, no, no! What are you doing? Come on!
I lost the backpack! It's got the engine parts to my boat!
We're not goin' anywhere without 'em!
Damn!
Oh, shit.
They're catchin' up!
They're catchin' up! We gotta slow them down.
The only way to slow them down, is to feed them.
Feed them!
All I got is a wet stick of gum and a breath mint!
Okay! All right!
What do we feed 'em? What are we gonna feed 'em?
Oh, my God! It's gonna sink!
It's going to sink.
An island!
Hey! Hey, did you see that?
Yeah, I see it! We gotta get to it! Come on!
- That heap of junk is your boat? - You got a better one?
Wait a minute.
What if those god-damn things are crawling inside it?
We'll have to take our chances!
Can your boat make it to that island, without the engine parts?
Not a chance in hell.
Then what are we doing?
Trust me! I got a plan!
Don't say I never gave you nothin'.
You asshole!
- And find the keys! - Yeah! Yeah!
Make sure it's got gas.
Okay, okay.
The key's gotta be around here somewhere.
Did you miss me?
Quit screwing around!
Get to the engine room and get me any power you can, fast.
Not even a, "Joey, I'm glad to see you?"
"Joey, what happened to your leg"?
Joey, you wanna be the appetizer or the entrée?
Right, right, right.
I'm on it. Give me the parts.
I lost them...
I lost 'em!
- You what? - I lost 'em, okay? I lost 'em!
Go with the flow will you, Joey? I got a plan.
Plan my ass! Without those parts, this thing
ain't gonna go more than about a city block!
Well, that's all I'm gonna need. Now get movin', will you?
Leila?
I don't think she made it.
Right.
I'll, uh... I'll go see what I can do.
And kaboom.
- That ought to do it. - All set.
But, we only got enough fuel for maybe 5, 6 minutes max.
Then she's runnin' on fumes.
Here goes nothing.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Come on baby.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Damn!
- Listen, you have to be... - Gentle. I know! I know!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
- Yes! - Atta girl.
Bye-bye, baby.
Come on, man. Let's book.
Hello.
Shit!
I'll bet. It's nice to see you again too.
Ah-ha-ha! No!
Now, give me that key.
- I'll... I'll take you with me. - Yeah, what about the others?
Fuck 'em. They have to go down with the ship. That's how it works.
Now, give me that key.
Now!
Give me that key.
Son of a bitch!
Get in there and cut the engines.
Wait! Wait! Are you crazy?
Just cut the engines, Tucc! Do it now!
Wait! Wait!
Shit!
Give me that key, you bitch!
God-damn it!
I've never actually killed anybody before.
Not on purpose that is.
Here. Take this.
Now... just, walk away and let me go.
I don't think so.
No witnesses allowed.
I don't think this'll be quick, but... it'll be interesting.
No! No!
Oh, now what?
Now there's somethin' you don't see every day.
- Time to go. - Good idea.
Finnegan!
Aah!
What are you lookin' at?
Look out!
Get to the cargo bay! Go! Go!
Pantucci! Come on!
Let's get the hell outta here...
God. Finnegan, where are you?
Jesus, lady. Watch it will ya!
Shit. I'm sorry. Thank God you're alive.
Damn straight I am. Let's keep it that way, huh?
No!
Well, that's a hell of a Jump. Let's get up some speed.
Hang on.
Whoa!
Oh, shit!
Go, Finnegan! Faster! Faster!
Cock it!
We gotta get outta here! This thing's gonna blow!
Whoa!
Oh shit!
Cock it!
Whoo-hoo!
Hang on!
Shot to shit.
Where are you when I need you, Joey?
Hey, I found a souvenir.
Well, I guess we're stuck on this island.
Better than a cold beer, huh?
Finnegan!
Hey, guys!
Joey!
- Joey! - Are you all right?
Watch the leg!
- Watch the leg! - I thought you said he was dead.
I thought he was dead!
It... It almost had me, man.
It came crashin' right through the wind-shield.
I ran out the hatch. The thing was snappin' at my ass.
I dove overboard, swam like hell.
Next thing I know, kabloowie.
And your damn surfboard almost cut me in half, man.
Hey, was it the water in my eyes, or...
did I just see a little lip action between you two?
Joey...
You know, I could always go for a stroll down the beach or...
- Joey. - go for a little swim.
Although, I gotta tell ya, if I never get back in that damn water...
Joey!
Okay, cool. I'll stick around. You don't have to beg me.
This looks like a... nice enough place.
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Now what?